A blog about my interest in all things military, wargaming and last but not least my military vehicle adventures.
Sunday 31 August 2014
Picture Of The Week - No 33 - US 105mm Howitzers In Action
Saturday 30 August 2014
DIY Lightbox
I'm posting a link here to a great article on how to make your own Light Box for photographing miniatures which I read today on the Dropship Horizon Blog - Link. Well worth a read.
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Thursday 21 August 2014
The Wargames Website
There is a new discussion and news Blog/Forum web site out there called 'The Wargames Website'. Worth a check out. Link
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Tuesday 12 August 2014
Humour
Friday 8 August 2014
Humour - Being Married
The officer says, 'I clocked you at 120 km/h, sir.'
The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 100, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'F..k it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T You shut the f..k up?'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part ... :
'Only when he's pissed.'
The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 100, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'F..k it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T You shut the f..k up?'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part ... :
'Only when he's pissed.'
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