Friday 30 November 2012

The Bacon Tree


Subject: The Bacon Tree  
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close  to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
  
  "Hey Pepe, do  you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
  
  "Si, Luis eet  smells like bacon to meee".
So, with  renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the  distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw  bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double  smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
  "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
  "Luis, are  you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
  
  "Pepe when  deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no  meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens  up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally  wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
  
  "Pepe...go  back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
  "Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
  "Pepe..ees  not a bacon tree...

 
 
 
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 Eees a Ham Bush.

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