Subject: The Bacon Tree
Two
Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They
are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a
sudden.......
"Hey
Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
"Si,
Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
So,
with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's
raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe,
Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
"Luis,
are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
forget"
"Pepe
when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage,
ees a bacon tree".
And
with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe
following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis
is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but. true friend
that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe...go
back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
"Luis
Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
"Pepe..ees not
a bacon tree...
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Eees
a Ham Bush.
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